One time my friend was drowning and the lifeguard told him “swim over to me”
I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family.
My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.”
justbeyondthestars whispered:"Don't bring Adele into this ~snap~"
EXCUSE YOU! Adele is always relevant.
